And then again...

...maybe he doesn't quite get it.

Conversation at the grocery store:

The Man: "Look, honey!" He's waving a bag of chips. "These don't have transfats! You can eat these!"

Sheri: "Umm...honey?" Reads the back of the bag... "Read the bold print."

The Man, taking the bag, reads silently: "Oh."

The bag has in bold print, "Contains egg, milk, soy and wheat ingredients."

So where do you suppose he got "no transfats" out of "no wheat, barley, oats and rye?"

At least he was thinking of me while grabbing his junk food, right? :-)