This just LOOKS painful, doesn't it?

That's because for me, it is.

I have short, stubby, snausage-like toes. So when I paint my toenails, I have to separate them or they will stick together as the polish dries. Because my toes don't like to be separated like this, they and also the bottom of my foot, like to cramp to make me miserable.

The stupid crap we women put ourselves through for beauty. I'd like to know who the heck is going to be looking at my feet, anyway. But I don't feel "dressed" when I am dressed fancy unless the toes are done.